21 posts tagged “funny”

I just went to the restroom to do my ritual pre-lunch handwashing and water bottle fill.  After I washed my hands, I noticed that my bra was wonky, so I leaned over and adjusted and re-situated everything, as one does when one is rocking the double-Ds.   Unfortunately, in between actions one and two, I neglected to dry my hands.  So now I have two big wet handprints on my boobs.  Go me.

NSFW cartoon.

than Sad Trombone or Instant Rimshot?" you may ask.  Well I'll tell you...

INSTANT CRICKETS

I have discovered what my life has been missing lo these past 32 years and the answer is SOUND EFFECTS.

I'm keeping a tab open to this page and this one to punctuate my day.

Maybe it's the hour, but oh my stars and garters I can't stop laughing at them.

Hello laughing at silly pictures on the Internet all afternoon. 

So as you know, Gentle Reader, my brother is your class ic all-American, red-meat-eating, gun-toting Republican.  I don't agree with him on many issues, but you know, he's family...what can you do?

One side effect of his political stance is that he refuses to get cable because he doesn't want DaNiece and DaNephew getting corrupted by Hollywood.  So after the kiddies go to bed, my brother entertains himself by reading his right-wing publications and trolling the Internet.  YouTube, in particular, has been a Godsend to him.  And he likes to share the videos he finds with me.

So this evening he sent this - I'm guessing it's an advertisement - video of the SUVs that guard the U.S. Presidential motorcade.  Pay attention at the 28 second and 1 minute mark.

For me, anyway, Valentine's Day ain't Valentine's Day without reading the Pamie's annual Valentine's Day Poems.

Actually, it took me a moment to realize that this wasn't a real story.  It's sadly comparable to the stuff that actually appears in the real local paper. 

Come on...you know he's thinking about doing it.

I thought about it a lot over the weekend, and I realized that I'm really bothered by the fact that the first woman president might be someone who rose to prominence because of her husband.  Hillary Clinton is a very smart woman, but if she had married someone else, she'd still most likely be a partner at a law firm, maybe doing a little adjunct teaching on the side.  The corporate board memberships, the health care reform gig, everything really...all because of Bill.

File this one under "It's Funny Because It's True."