the fact that they're called "friends" is ironic

tortuga is...

unable to come up with a status message that doesn't either (a) passive-aggressively call one of you bitches out on your increasingly cuntish behavior as of late or (b) make her sound like a drama queen and put up some sort of woe-is-me message and has thus decided to act like an adult and just leave the damn thing blank until she can come up with something amusing or light-hearted OR until Friday when she'll put up her road trip message.

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I hate that I have had to friends some of my enemies for political reasons on Facebook.  (And no, if you're reading this, you're not one of them.  Besides, I would passive-aggressively call you out on your increasingly cuntish behavior here, not Facebook to make sure that the message was well and truly received.  Because I care.)  I've been trying to get my balance back by thinking through the Four Noble Truths but Facebook (as well as the Internet in general) are not compatible with nirodha.  So many people and things that I want but cannot have!  It sucks. Or just when I get almost detached, someone does something really cuntish and I get all annoyed and worked up again.  Being away from the Internet this weekend should help me get detached enough so that I'll stop feeling like a walking jangle of exposed nerve endings. I hope.  I need to get this under control or I am gonna have to smack a bitch pimp style before the summer is up.

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Word of the day?  Cuntish.  But you probably figured that out, Gentle Reader.  You're smart like that.

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On a somewhat related note, I was cruising around Second Life yesterday, and I ran into a more experienced workshop member who proceeded to act like a know-it-all bitch.  I hate know-it-all bitches!  So why do they keep finding me?  Just because I'm polite doesn't mean that I'm an idiot.  I can only hold my tongue for so much longer.

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On a completely unrelated note, I switched from Cinemax (which came as a free trial with my cable) and got Showtime.  The Tudors?  Complete crap but I love it!  I mean, there are so many things wrong with it - casting, acting, historical accuracy...but dammit if I'm not watching every week.   It's the television equivalent of a Phillipa Gregory novel.